meanwhile y’all sleeping on Kazakhstan 🧠
new frontier sh*t—wild, loose, and built like 1999 Panama.
gov too busy with oligarchs to care about your $3M seed round.
you lookin at 50-100k all in w/ maintenance. but unlike Belize or Seychelles, they don’t fold the second a Western regulator sneezes. hold fast under pressure like submarines and Swiss bankers in the ’80s.
bro u talkin Nevis but missing the sauce—Liechtenstein. microstate, mega privacy. they got these Stiftung setups that make Cook look like TurboTax. legit fortress. but you need a bag to set that up. not for broke ballers.
I’ve got a Nevis trust set up since 2023
it owns my Seychelles IBC that contracts my crypto tools to other shells
the funny part? I technically get “paid” in infrastructure usage credits
no fiat, no taxes, no noise
final word: if your trust isn’t controlled through at least one nominee director, a second protector, and a layered offshore shelf, you didn’t build it
you just bought an overpriced liability
Switzerland used to be clean but 2025 hit ‘em hard
privacy erosion + weird treaty obligations
you store your wealth in a Swiss trust now, you’re just asking to be catalogued