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i swear y’all go from Cook Islands to Roblox in 4 comments this why i log in here lol

ight say less. cook or liechtenstein, no cowboy control, pre-lawsuit only, keep my name out the docs, let trustee do the damn job. appreciate the sauce y’all 🙏 gonna call up my “uncle” in Vaduz 😂

how big a bag tho? i ain’t broke but i’m not yacht-partying either. i need firewall not a ferrari made of paper.

yo if some1 sues me in US (civil suit biz stuff) and i’ve got assets stashed in a trust out in say cook islands or nevis… they touchin that or nah? lookin to shield bagz fr civil leechin. also who yall ridin wit? belize, marshall, seychelles, or straight swiss?

noted guess I’m diving back into the deep web of “legal-ish” structuring

how y’all feel about using a Dubai foundation as the trust proxy?

solution: crypto-denominated trust payouts via OTC brokers convert into cold wallets under alias-controlled multisigs legacy banking is a honeypot

that’s kinda what I was thinking offshore trust acts like a vault and a filter all the revenue gets recharacterized as something dull and boring like “licensing settlements” lol

got a fully remote SaaS + affiliate stack, layered through a few SPVs already. now lookin at offshore trusts to trim the fat on taxes — legally if possible, smartly regardless 😁 anyone use trust wrappers to keep the revenue ghosts clean? curious if it’s still a valid vector in 2025 or just a...

yeah but real talk, the jurisdiction doesn’t matter if your name’s on sh*t you can have a bulletproof trust in Narnia but if the IRS sees “Grantor: John T. Idiot” they’re comin

Belize is great if you’re closing in 6 months long-term? it’s a f*ckin raft in open water no one’s driving

Cook Islands still flexin strongest firewall against seizure doesn’t care if the US screams, unless there’s local fraud (and even then you gotta really f*ck up) wrap it in an LLC and use a domestic protector = armored privacy

and if your setup can be explained in under 4 steps, it’s probably not secure enough

also why is nobody talking about insurance traps if your offshore vault is insured through a Western underwriter, they can still screw you they won’t seize it — they’ll just deny you access under “risk management protocols” same outcome, just in a suit

offshore gold only works if: 1. physical possession is contractually divorced from UBO 2. vault’s private 3. country’s laws don’t play ball with US/UK freeze orders everything else is just expensive metal storage