How should I launder $50,000 - $80,000 (One time thing)

[versacestove]

Need your guys' help, I am dead broke to the banking system but I am making around $40,000 a month illegally in XMR and cash. I'm currently learning my country's tax laws and about shell companies to make a long-term laundering plan but my living situation has recently changed and I need to rent an office / apartment for me and my business partner to live and work in ($50k-$80k per year budget)

I need a way to launder a big amount of money one time. I was thinking to say I made it at the casino or with an NFT but thats really sketchy and im not sure it would work. Please please please if anyone could give me an idea on a good way to do this it would be appreciated and if it works you will be rewarded handsomely. PS im in Canada

edit: anyone PM'ing me asking for money to launder will be blocked.

 

[akkarin]

Need your guys' help, I am dead broke to the banking system but I am making around $40,000 a month illegally in XMR and cash. I'm currently learning my country's tax laws and about shell companies to make a long-term laundering plan but my living situation has recently changed and I need to rent an office / apartment for me and my business partner to live and work in ($50k-$80k per year budget)

I need a way to launder a big amount of money one time. I was thinking to say I made it at the casino or with an NFT but thats really sketchy and im not sure it would work. Please please please if anyone could give me an idea on a good way to do this it would be appreciated and if it works you will be rewarded handsomely. PS im in Canada

edit: anyone PM'ing me asking for money to launder will be blocked.

ways depends on your country

 

[versacestove]

ways depends on your country

its canada

 

[cashfish]

First of all, congrats. That must have taken a lot of work -- you don't bring that in without a shit ton of effort, not matter what you're doing.

Second, would need to know your country for anyone to provide any decent advice. For me, unless it is the USA, I don't have what you need.

 

[versacestove]

First of all, congrats. That must have taken a lot of work -- you don't bring that in without a shit ton of effort, not matter what you're doing.

Second, would need to know your country for anyone to provide any decent advice. For me, unless it is the USA, I don't have what you need.

canada

 

[blacksteak225]

Need your guys' help, I am dead broke to the banking system but I am making around $40,000 a month illegally in XMR and cash. I'm currently learning my country's tax laws and about shell companies to make a long-term laundering plan but my living situation has recently changed and I need to rent an office / apartment for me and my business partner to live and work in ($50k-$80k per year budget)

I need a way to launder a big amount of money one time. I was thinking to say I made it at the casino or with an NFT but thats really sketchy and im not sure it would work. Please please please if anyone could give me an idea on a good way to do this it would be appreciated and if it works you will be rewarded handsomely. PS im in Canada

edit: anyone PM'ing me asking for money to launder will be blocked.

This may be a slower and long-term approach, but I came across a post a while back about buying a food truck and creatively managing payments into your own payment processor which would be linked to a business account. You wouldn't have to run an actual business; you could simply create a menu and pay yourself as if you were taking orders. I’m not sure of all the details, so please don’t ask me to elaborate. I believe that post is still available somewhere on here.

As Angie mentioned, congratulations! Most people here, including myself, can’t imagine experiencing that level of financial success. It’s a significant achievement that definitely took some hard work. Happy for you. Good luck.

 

[versacestove]

This may be a slower and long-term approach, but I came across a post a while back about buying a food truck and creatively managing payments into your own payment processor which would be linked to a business account. You wouldn't have to run an actual business; you could simply create a menu and pay yourself as if you were taking orders. I’m not sure of all the details, so please don’t ask me to elaborate. I believe that post is still available somewhere on here.

As Angie mentioned, congratulations! Most people here, including myself, can’t imagine experiencing that level of financial success. It’s a significant achievement that definitely took some hard work. Happy for you. Good luck.

Although it would take a longer time than I'd like it to, this definitely seems like it could work, but wouldn't the taxman ask how I got the cash to buy and maintain a foodtruck to begin with?