Legal Strategies to Reduce Taxes When Incorporating in Luxembourg

[krunkerio]

I am planning to incorporate my company in Luxembourg and want to know a way to reduce taxes legally when you are incorporating a company in Luxembourg?

 

[M.O.A.B]

I am planning to incorporate my company in Luxembourg and want to know a way to reduce taxes legally when you are incorporating a company in Luxembourg?

“legally”

alright, here’s the deal — you structure it as a SOPARFI, say it’s for holding shares or IP, and route income through subsidiaries in low-tax zones

Lux takes one look, sees holding + dividend flow, and says “looks boring, approved”

 

[krunkerio]

“legally”

alright, here’s the deal — you structure it as a SOPARFI, say it’s for holding shares or IP, and route income through subsidiaries in low-tax zones

Lux takes one look, sees holding + dividend flow, and says “looks boring, approved”

bro that’s exactly the energy I’m going for

I want them to fall asleep halfway through reading my structure

 

[M.O.A.B]

bro that’s exactly the energy I’m going for

I want them to fall asleep halfway through reading my structure

then add a Dutch BV in between to slow things down and confuse regulators
that’s the euro version of throwing sand in the gears

 

[Horkos]

can confirm. my “international logistics consultancy” is literally just dropshipping iPhone cases

paid 1.2% effective tax last year

Lux said “thank you for your honesty” while ignoring 3 layers of shell bullshit

 

[JESUS]

can confirm. my “international logistics consultancy” is literally just dropshipping iPhone cases

paid 1.2% effective tax last year

Lux said “thank you for your honesty” while ignoring 3 layers of shell bullshit

yo do I need a lawyer for that or can I do it off YouTube and vibes?

 

[Horkos]

yo do I need a lawyer for that or can I do it off YouTube and vibes?

depends how much jail time you’re okay with

first shell = vibes

third shell = lawyer

fifth shell = immunity

 

[LetsCleanItTogether]

also don’t forget the IP trick
shift your intellectual property to a Lux co, license it back to your Irish op, and you get to deduct the fees
meanwhile the IP co in Lux pays reduced tax on royalties
it’s legal, boring, and shady — the holy trinity

 

[krunkerio]

also don’t forget the IP trick
shift your intellectual property to a Lux co, license it back to your Irish op, and you get to deduct the fees
meanwhile the IP co in Lux pays reduced tax on royalties
it’s legal, boring, and shady — the holy trinity

and if your IP is just a Canva logo and some buzzwords?

 

[LetsCleanItTogether]

and if your IP is just a Canva logo and some buzzwords?

doesn’t matter if it looks like IP, the taxman believes
I once licensed “brand identity systems” that were literally PDFs

 

[JESUS]

this whole sub is just creative writing for rich people

 

[M.O.A.B]

I am planning to incorporate my company in Luxembourg and want to know a way to reduce taxes legally when you are incorporating a company in Luxembourg?

if you want stealth, add an SCSp underneath the SOPARFI
no public filings, no UBO registry, and you can tell the world you’re “structuring cross-border investments” while laundering affiliate payouts

 

[krunkerio]

if you want stealth, add an SCSp underneath the SOPARFI
no public filings, no UBO registry, and you can tell the world you’re “structuring cross-border investments” while laundering affiliate payouts

ok I’m writing that down
“structuring cross-border investments” sounds like I wear a watch I didn’t pay for

 

[Horkos]

don’t forget the Lux city tax loophole

base the co outside the city center and dodge the extra 6.75%

like, just use a building in Bertrange and you’re good

 

[krunkerio]

don’t forget the Lux city tax loophole

base the co outside the city center and dodge the extra 6.75%

like, just use a building in Bertrange and you’re good

so all this just to end up with a fake-ass office in a town that sounds made up
love it

 

[LetsCleanItTogether]

Luxembourg’s whole economy is built on guys pretending to own things they already stole from themselves
you’ll fit right in

 

[krunkerio]

god bless
off to incorporate “Eastbridge Capital Holdings S.A.”
we totally don’t sell crypto gambling bots from Serbia