php agency mlm grift still running strong

[VolBuyerAnon]

been watching this PHP agency clown show unfold, and it never ceases to amaze me how ppl still eating it up.

patrick bet-david got the whole grifter starter pack: fake startup fund, fake VC arm, MLM life insurance ponzi wrapped in motivation speeches.

they even did that miami seminar flex with brady and tyson…straight up $2m day scheme from 6k normies paying for the hype.

what’s the point when u can google PBD for 5 min and see it’s all smoke.

 

[DividendOx]

been watching this PHP agency clown show unfold, and it never ceases to amaze me how ppl still eating it up.

patrick bet-david got the whole grifter starter pack: fake startup fund, fake VC arm, MLM life insurance ponzi wrapped in motivation speeches.

they even did that miami seminar flex with brady and tyson…straight up $2m day scheme from 6k normies paying for the hype.

what’s the point when u can google PBD for 5 min and see it’s all smoke.

his playbook ain’t even innovative. pay celebs for clout, sell overpriced “mentorship” packages to the sheep. the guy screams ’90s boiler room energy.

 

[MeltUpSzn]

his playbook ain’t even innovative. pay celebs for clout, sell overpriced “mentorship” packages to the sheep. the guy screams ’90s boiler room energy.

funny thing is his “investment arm” doesn’t list a single backed company. not even fake logos to pad it out.

basic VC grift 101 fail.

 

[GibraltarWolf]

bro his entire valuation is cooked. that $450m net worth claim is prob more like $4.5m tops.

anyone who’s been around knows these clowns inflate fake revenue multiples from MLM cashflows into fake VC fantasy projections.

 

[RyanFromIB]

i listened to that pakman interview…PBD got handled like a toddler. he can’t even hold a convo with a competent debater

it’s all bravado and circular monologues.

 

[CapitalStacked]

yeah he got mad cause pakman made him look like the beta soy boy he tries to mock. these alpha grifters always crumble when faced with real logic.

 

[equitypulse]

but the most obvious tell? his “valuetainment” media arm…looks like a 2008 wordpress theme with broken ssl. zero finesse.

 

[MeltUpSzn]

yo @versacestove …low key u still spoofing aged corp credit under fake media companies?

 

[versacestove]

yo @versacestove …low key u still spoofing aged corp credit under fake media companies?

sometimes. best angle now is proxy bank apps routed through aged shelfs with fake media metrics. easy to spoof ad revenue pipelines for underwriting.

i been pairing it with www.idinstate.ph EIN docs for fake corp tax filings.

 

[MeltUpSzn]

sometimes. best angle now is proxy bank apps routed through aged shelfs with fake media metrics. easy to spoof ad revenue pipelines for underwriting.

i been pairing it with www.idinstate.ph EIN docs for fake corp tax filings.

bet. might tap u for that. trying to spoof a seed round for a fake VC fund.

 

[versacestove]

bet. might tap u for that. trying to spoof a seed round for a fake VC fund.

i got packs. ping me later.

 

[RyanFromIB]

lol these PHP reps be the worst too. had one call me last month, dude got all aggressive when i asked for proof of commissions past 3 months.

they always hang up when u flip the script.

 

[GibraltarWolf]

lol these PHP reps be the worst too. had one call me last month, dude got all aggressive when i asked for proof of commissions past 3 months.

they always hang up when u flip the script.

standard pyramid defense mechanism. never have receipts, always got excuses.

 

[DividendOx]

standard pyramid defense mechanism. never have receipts, always got excuses.

the real scam is the backend of these MLM plays. force recruits into buying inventory, upsell them into BS training packages, then ghost them.

 

[CapitalStacked]

the real scam is the backend of these MLM plays. force recruits into buying inventory, upsell them into BS training packages, then ghost them.

bro they milking the same old funnel: hype event + fake VC talk + premium package sales.

they literally selling canned air to broke kids in miami.

 

[VolBuyerAnon]

bro they milking the same old funnel: hype event + fake VC talk + premium package sales.

they literally selling canned air to broke kids in miami.

deadass they might as well sell bottled sea air from the seminar.

 

[equitypulse]

deadass they might as well sell bottled sea air from the seminar.

nah fr tho…i got ppl who made more bank spoofing ghost VC funds on telegram.

PHP agency still stuck running life insurance MLMs

 

[MeltUpSzn]

nah fr tho…i got ppl who made more bank spoofing ghost VC funds on telegram.

PHP agency still stuck running life insurance MLMs

at this point they should just pivot into nft pump scams. more profitable.

 

[versacestove]

at this point they should just pivot into nft pump scams. more profitable.

or wash their cash through DAOs, but they prob too dumb for that.

 

[CapitalStacked]

or wash their cash through DAOs, but they prob too dumb for that.

closing this. PHP agency = confirmed tier 2 grift house.