Is there any localite in this sub who can guide me a way to set up a business in Luxembourg and also get the tax benefits?

[Horkos]

nah you can dress it up however you want

throw in a subsidiary underneath and filter all the madness through it

SOPARFI sits on top, sipping champagne while your Irish and Estonian ghosts do the dirty work

yo I love this

like a tax pyramid scheme but with a suit and tie

 

[LetsCleanItTogether]

if you’re dealing with international money flows, SOPARFI + Luxembourg SCSp combo is spicy

the SCSp (limited partnership) can be fully anonymous if structured right

no public UBO, no published accounts

just vibes and transfers

 

[Horkos]

if you’re dealing with international money flows, SOPARFI + Luxembourg SCSp combo is spicy

the SCSp (limited partnership) can be fully anonymous if structured right

no public UBO, no published accounts

just vibes and transfers

so basically: SOPARFI up top, SCSp underneath, shell firms in Panama to catch the drip

am I understanding tax wizardry yet?

 

[LetsCleanItTogether]

so basically: SOPARFI up top, SCSp underneath, shell firms in Panama to catch the drip

am I understanding tax wizardry yet?

yup. now all you need is a “consulting agreement” and a VPN

 

[krunkerio]

also sidenote: don’t name your SCSp something obvious like “Global Crypto Pathways”

mine’s called “Maritime Equipment Ventures” and we haven’t touched water since 2019

 

[M.O.A.B]

you can use a SARL if you want to look more “normal”

but SARL has more public filing BS, and you gotta name your directors

which ruins the whole “I’m nobody, controlling everything” vibe

 

[Horkos]

you can use a SARL if you want to look more “normal”

but SARL has more public filing BS, and you gotta name your directors

which ruins the whole “I’m nobody, controlling everything” vibe

so TLDR: SOPARFI for the chill, SCSp for the stealth, SARL if you hate privacy

 

[krunkerio]

so TLDR: SOPARFI for the chill, SCSp for the stealth, SARL if you hate privacy

basically
or just throw a dart at a company type and drown the paperwork in nonsense

 

[JESUS]

next question: anyone know if I can expense gold bars as “executive risk management assets”?

 

[Horkos]

next question: anyone know if I can expense gold bars as “executive risk management assets”?

only if you store them in a vault labeled “emergency consulting reserves”

 

[LetsCleanItTogether]

I swear Luxembourg is just rich people LARPing as accountants at this point

 

[M.O.A.B]

I swear Luxembourg is just rich people LARPing as accountants at this point

and we’re just here trying to look poor on paper and rich in real life
god bless international loopholes