I’m looking forward to register my company in Cyprus company formation but for the fck* sake I’m a non-resident. Is it legal for me to form a company for a person like me? If yes, then what are the requirements or do I just bribe Zeus or something?
lmao welcome to Cyprus bro, where half the companies are run by non-residents pretending they’ve even been to CyprusI’m looking forward to register my company in Cyprus company formation but for the fck* sake I’m a non-resident. Is it legal for me to form a company for a person like me? If yes, then what are the requirements or do I just bribe Zeus or something?
fr? no director residency rule or some EU passport voodoo?lmao welcome to Cyprus bro, where half the companies are run by non-residents pretending they’ve even been to Cyprus
yes, you can 100% do it
all you need is a local secretary and reg’d office — and you can buy both online like fkn pizza
nope. you could be chilling in Antarctica and still own a Cyprus LTDfr? no director residency rule or some EU passport voodoo?
I knew there’d be nominee talkjust don’t use your real address for correspondence or you’ll start getting letters from tax demons
use a nominee setup — local director, maybe a nominee shareholder too, and keep your name in the shadows
lol only if you’re late paying them or you piss off the wrong regulatorI knew there’d be nominee talk
any risk on that tho? like what if the nominee sells me out?
same brobeen non-res for years, never stepped foot in Cyprus my company’s based in Nicosia, I’m in Dubai, my “operations” are in… let’s call it the cloud
nobody’s asked a single question yet
yo where do y’all find these people?? I need a Grandpa Andreassame bro
my nominee is some 60-year-old named Andreas who looks like he hasn’t logged into a computer since Windows XP
he’s the best frontman I’ve ever had
also, real tip: don’t use “consulting” in your company namejust search “Cyprus shelf companies” or “nominee services Cyprus” and scroll past the obvious scammy ones
go for the websites that look like they were made in 2012 — that’s where the real operators are
register your company with a lawyer’s office as the address
it looks clean, white-collar af, and nobody expects shady biz to come from “Pavlou & Co Legal Advisors”
yup. toss in a clean name, pay your yearly fees, file your returns on time, and Cyprus will never look your waydamn okay I’m sold
so I need: reg’d office, local secretary, nominee dir if I wanna stay ghost, and I’m golden?
lol facts. opening the company is easyuntil you try to open a bank account
then it’s KYC hell and soul extraction unless you “know a guy”
I’ll cross that bridge when the wire hitslol facts. opening the company is easy
banking? whole different dark art
welcome to the paper empire famI’ll cross that bridge when the wire hits
appreciate y’all — I’m naming it “North Ridge Capital Ventures Ltd” and pretending I wear a blazer now