codie sanchez bikini photo searches are just bait for her deal flow funnel disguised as lifestyle

[RyanFromIB]

pretty wild how many people land in Codie’s orbit just by googling bikini pics and end up subscribed to her cash flow newsletter.

i tracked the funnel. all those lifestyle photos are just top-of-funnel. once you’re in, she hits you with laundromat pitch decks, vending machine syndication, and a $997 micro PE course. it’s not fake — but it’s 100% built for click-to-capital.

 

[CapitalStacked]

pretty wild how many people land in Codie’s orbit just by googling bikini pics and end up subscribed to her cash flow newsletter.

i tracked the funnel. all those lifestyle photos are just top-of-funnel. once you’re in, she hits you with laundromat pitch decks, vending machine syndication, and a $997 micro PE course. it’s not fake — but it’s 100% built for click-to-capital.

she’s running the best example of hot girl MBA I’ve seen. instagram thirst gets traffic, substack closes it, and somewhere in between you’re wiring $25K to buy a car wash. most people don’t even realize they got sold.

 

[RyanFromIB]

she’s running the best example of hot girl MBA I’ve seen. instagram thirst gets traffic, substack closes it, and somewhere in between you’re wiring $25K to buy a car wash. most people don’t even realize they got sold.

yep. she doesn’t need to hide it either. tweet something about boring businesses, post a bikini throwback, and 30 new people sign up to hear about SBA lending. she’s got it timed.

 

[SigmaSweepz]

i bought her “contrarian cashflow playbook” when it first dropped. not bad, just recycled stuff from search funds and bizbuysell scraping. it’s the wrapper that sells it — not the content.

 

[versacestove]

i bought her “contrarian cashflow playbook” when it first dropped. not bad, just recycled stuff from search funds and bizbuysell scraping. it’s the wrapper that sells it — not the content.

exactly. she repackaged low-info operator advice and made it feel luxe. it’s not about what she’s saying, it’s about how it looks when she says it.

 

[SigmaSweepz]

exactly. she repackaged low-info operator advice and made it feel luxe. it’s not about what she’s saying, it’s about how it looks when she says it.

and she knows her audience. mostly mid-level finance guys and wannabe LPs who love the vibe of control more than the spreadsheet.

 

[RatesAndRisk]

funniest part is she was ex-Goldman and people treat her like a TikTok side hustle coach. she’s been doing this longer than half these VC dudes on podcasts.

 

[equitypulse]

funniest part is she was ex-Goldman and people treat her like a TikTok side hustle coach. she’s been doing this longer than half these VC dudes on podcasts.

yeah. she sells herself as the entry point to boring wealth. not just “buy this course”, more like “borrow my identity and wear it until you believe you can close a laundromat deal too.”