lmao Luxembourg ain’t what it used to be bro, EU came in swingingI am planning to register my company in Luxembourg but because of the industry im in I am not willing to be transparent with a lot of my details. Is there any other alternative to complete my registration without a lot of revelation?
cloak mode is the goal. I’m tryna be the wizard of oz not the fkn scarecrowlmao Luxembourg ain’t what it used to be bro, EU came in swinging
UBO registry made it messy, now everyone wants to know who’s behind the curtain
BUT… there’s still ways if you go full cloak mode
nominees, shelf corps, foundation layering — take your pickcloak mode is the goal. I’m tryna be the wizard of oz not the fkn scarecrow
you mean nominees, right?
fr I saw one dude run a crypto fund from a Luxembourg SARL with directors in Panama, Seychelles, and fkn PragueDubai always pops up in these convos lol
mans got more shell companies than tourists
yo I respect that florist hustlefr I saw one dude run a crypto fund from a Luxembourg SARL with directors in Panama, Seychelles, and fkn Prague
Cayman bank account, company address was a florist shop
that’s why I’m looking for the laziest legal workaroundjust sayin tho, since 2023 they do want ID from real UBOs, unless you bury it deep enough under private entities
you can’t skip the info, you just… reroute it
nah bro, you don’t need a house of cards, just 3 strong fake walls and a fog machinethat’s why I’m looking for the laziest legal workaround
don’t want to build a house of cards just to sell AI coaching PDFs
lol that’s because you picked one off fiverrokay but real Q — who’s got a Luxembourg agent that doesn’t ask for video KYC?
last one made me hold my passport and say “hello” in 4 languages. I bailed halfway through
don’t forget to make it look boringI am planning to register my company in Luxembourg but because of the industry im in I am not willing to be transparent with a lot of my details. Is there any other alternative to complete my registration without a lot of revelation?
noted. renaming to “EurAtlas Strategies” immediatelydon’t forget to make it look boring
call it something like “Northern Institutional Management S.A.”
not “DeFi Kingz Holdings” unless you want to get flagged