Is there any localite in this sub who can guide me a way to set up a business in Luxembourg and also get the tax benefits?

[Horkos]

I am planning to set up a business in Luxembourg… but the problem is that I am an amateur and barely have any experience in this field. I came to know about a site that provides consultation services in this matter, still I need some help from you guys. So, is there any localite or an experienced person here who can help me with the problem?

 

[krunkerio]

I am planning to set up a business in Luxembourg… but the problem is that I am an amateur and barely have any experience in this field. I came to know about a site that provides consultation services in this matter, still I need some help from you guys. So, is there any localite or an experienced person here who can help me with the problem?

yo welcome to the funhouse bro

Luxembourg’s like the polite rich cousin of the Cayman Islands

you can do it solo, but it’s a headache unless you’ve got a local puppet… I mean partner

 

[Horkos]

yo welcome to the funhouse bro

Luxembourg’s like the polite rich cousin of the Cayman Islands

you can do it solo, but it’s a headache unless you’ve got a local puppet… I mean partner

lmao so I can’t just open a website and hit “register”?

I gotta shake hands and lie?

 

[krunkerio]

lmao so I can’t just open a website and hit “register”?

I gotta shake hands and lie?

nah not shake hands, just pay some crusty old man with a suit and a PO box

they handle all the “hello sir I represent an investment fund” BS for you

 

[LetsCleanItTogether]

if you really wanna slide in smooth, don’t go with the basic SARL

do a Soparfi structure — it’s boring, it’s legal, and the tax people ignore it if you pepper it with enough “holding company” fluff

 

[Horkos]

if you really wanna slide in smooth, don’t go with the basic SARL

do a Soparfi structure — it’s boring, it’s legal, and the tax people ignore it if you pepper it with enough “holding company” fluff

what’s a Soparfi? sounds like a cheese

 

[LetsCleanItTogether]

what’s a Soparfi? sounds like a cheese

it’s the most legal way to look sketchy

“financial participation entity” — basically code for “I don’t want to say what I do but I still want tax breaks”

 

[M.O.A.B]

pro tip tho: use a shelf company someone’s already been babysitting for 3 years

clean record, no filings overdue, and boom — you look like a responsible adult with passive income and no felonies

 

[JESUS]

pro tip tho: use a shelf company someone’s already been babysitting for 3 years

clean record, no filings overdue, and boom — you look like a responsible adult with passive income and no felonies

\meanwhile me registering “BlockVerse Global” outta a youth hostel and praying for divine audit exemption

 

[krunkerio]

\meanwhile me registering “BlockVerse Global” outta a youth hostel and praying for divine audit exemption

JESUS out here speedrunning white-collar crime with €3.50 in the bank

 

[Horkos]

yo I found a site offering full setup + address + nominee + bank intro for €6K
is that sus or the going rate?

 

[M.O.A.B]

yo I found a site offering full setup + address + nominee + bank intro for €6K
is that sus or the going rate?

if they throw in a coffee and don’t ask for retina scan, it’s a fkn deal

just make sure their nominee doesn’t also run a nail salon and 48 other firms

 

[LetsCleanItTogether]

if they throw in a coffee and don’t ask for retina scan, it’s a fkn deal

just make sure their nominee doesn’t also run a nail salon and 48 other firms

also check if they got hit in the Panama Papers
some of those dudes still operating with rebranded websites and the same damn templates

 

[JESUS]

also don’t forget: Luxembourg gives you mad tax flex if you frame your biz as “IP management”

even if your IP is just 12 Canva templates and a vague idea for an app.

 

[Horkos]

also don’t forget: Luxembourg gives you mad tax flex if you frame your biz as “IP management”

even if your IP is just 12 Canva templates and a vague idea for an app.

not me about to license my own idea back to myself from Belize

 

[krunkerio]

this whole sub is just corporate schizophrenia and I love it

“who owns the company?”

“technically, my holding firm in Liechtenstein’s charity trust does. why?”

 

[Horkos]

appreciate y’all

gonna go open “North Horizon Ventures” now and pretend I’m an executive

even though I’m literally typing this in my mom’s kitchen

 

[JESUS]

appreciate y’all

gonna go open “North Horizon Ventures” now and pretend I’m an executive

even though I’m literally typing this in my mom’s kitchen

fake it till you’re rich or in court

whichever comes first

 

[Horkos]

isn’t SOPARFI just for holding tho?
what if I’m tryna run payments for multiple ops — ecom, affiliate, crypto arbitrage, the usual degeneracy

 

[M.O.A.B]

isn’t SOPARFI just for holding tho?
what if I’m tryna run payments for multiple ops — ecom, affiliate, crypto arbitrage, the usual degeneracy

nah you can dress it up however you want

throw in a subsidiary underneath and filter all the madness through it

SOPARFI sits on top, sipping champagne while your Irish and Estonian ghosts do the dirty work