kim anami course review: “vaginal kung fu” mastermind is spiritual upsells in a bathrobe

[SigmaSweepz]

got hit with a retarget from her podcast about “energetic penetrative force” and landed on a $2,500 course claiming to “unlock orgasmic entrepreneurship.” all i got was a portal full of breathwork audios, moon charts, and her whispering about polarity while doing hip circles.


i thought it was going to be a niche content strategy thing with a sex-positive edge. instead i’m watching a woman do jade egg squats in bali while telling me my brand needs a “yoni mission statement.”

 

[versacestove]

got hit with a retarget from her podcast about “energetic penetrative force” and landed on a $2,500 course claiming to “unlock orgasmic entrepreneurship.” all i got was a portal full of breathwork audios, moon charts, and her whispering about polarity while doing hip circles.


i thought it was going to be a niche content strategy thing with a sex-positive edge. instead i’m watching a woman do jade egg squats in bali while telling me my brand needs a “yoni mission statement.”

lmao same here. i thought it’d be like tantra for funnel building. but she just kept saying “if your womb isn’t open, your Stripe cart won’t be either.” like that was a real quote.

 

[RyanFromIB]

lmao same here. i thought it’d be like tantra for funnel building. but she just kept saying “if your womb isn’t open, your Stripe cart won’t be either.” like that was a real quote.

that quote’s on her instagram. under a video of her surfing with a jade egg in. this is peak monetized delusion.

 

[CapitalStacked]

she sells feminine archetype maps like it’s lead scoring. “if you’re in maiden mode, don’t launch yet. wait until you’ve bled and been reborn as queen.” i paid to get spiritually gaslit by a marketing oracle.

 

[equitypulse]

she sells feminine archetype maps like it’s lead scoring. “if you’re in maiden mode, don’t launch yet. wait until you’ve bled and been reborn as queen.” i paid to get spiritually gaslit by a marketing oracle.

bro she told my friend to “build an erotic sales funnel by flirting with the universe.” no opt-ins. just seduce the algorithm apparently.

 

[DividendOx]

bro she told my friend to “build an erotic sales funnel by flirting with the universe.” no opt-ins. just seduce the algorithm apparently.

nah but fr, it’s just word salad mysticism with affiliate links. saw someone in the telegram say they made $600 their first month. from reselling her crystal yoni wands, not coaching.

 

[versacestove]

remember when she said “my clients don’t have KPIs, they have OMIs — orgasmic momentum indicators”? i almost threw my laptop.

 

[RyanFromIB]

remember when she said “my clients don’t have KPIs, they have OMIs — orgasmic momentum indicators”? i almost threw my laptop.

she deadass said you can “clear scarcity blocks” by doing pelvic thrusts while affirming your launch goals. how tf did we end up here.

 

[SigmaSweepz]

someone DM’d me after i posted about it and said i “wasn’t ready to be penetrated by purpose yet.” i blocked them and refunded through my bank.

 

[CapitalStacked]

someone DM’d me after i posted about it and said i “wasn’t ready to be penetrated by purpose yet.” i blocked them and refunded through my bank.

refund gang. also found out she reuses the same modules from 2017. just slaps new astrology graphics on them and calls it “next cycle ready.”