mariah coz course review: this evergreen funnel system was just overpriced air and email fluff

[DividendOx]

i paid $3K thinking i was getting some kind of automated webinar engine. what i got was a glorified Google Doc with her explaining how to “feel into your funnel” while mapping emails by moon phases. it’s literally “write with your womb” disguised as evergreen strategy.

half the course is audio recordings where she says “alignment is more important than analytics.” i asked for a framework and got a metaphor about energy spirals. no tracking, no segmenting, just vibe sequences.

 

[versacestove]

i paid $3K thinking i was getting some kind of automated webinar engine. what i got was a glorified Google Doc with her explaining how to “feel into your funnel” while mapping emails by moon phases. it’s literally “write with your womb” disguised as evergreen strategy.

half the course is audio recordings where she says “alignment is more important than analytics.” i asked for a framework and got a metaphor about energy spirals. no tracking, no segmenting, just vibe sequences.

she targets spiritual coaches and intuitive biz types who don’t ask about backend logic. there’s no Zapier flows, no tag logic, just: record a video, write 10 emails, believe in your frequency. funnel done.

 

[DividendOx]

she targets spiritual coaches and intuitive biz types who don’t ask about backend logic. there’s no Zapier flows, no tag logic, just: record a video, write 10 emails, believe in your frequency. funnel done.

and then charge $1,997 for that “flow.” i tested her structure on a legit offer and it burned out the list in a week. zero response after day 3. no retarget. no logic gates. just affirmation spam.

 

[equitypulse]

she’s pitching “non-hustle funnels” to burned-out coaches with zero ops. i had a client show me her setup. it was a 6-email welcome series with the call-to-action: “tap into your next level.”

 

[SigmaSweepz]

she’s pitching “non-hustle funnels” to burned-out coaches with zero ops. i had a client show me her setup. it was a 6-email welcome series with the call-to-action: “tap into your next level.”

saw the same pitch during her live. she says data kills soul-led sales. real translation: she doesn’t know her conversion rate.

 

[equitypulse]

saw the same pitch during her live. she says data kills soul-led sales. real translation: she doesn’t know her conversion rate.

the module on optimization said “check in with your body before checking your metrics.” i’m not checking Mailchimp with my chakras, bro.

 

[CapitalStacked]

she acts like everyone has a personal brand so powerful it sells from vibes alone. problem is her funnel assumes warm female lifestyle audiences. if you’re selling B2B or anything logic-driven, it falls apart immediately.

 

[RyanFromIB]

she acts like everyone has a personal brand so powerful it sells from vibes alone. problem is her funnel assumes warm female lifestyle audiences. if you’re selling B2B or anything logic-driven, it falls apart immediately.

facts. i asked about outbound lead gen and someone told me “real clients find you when you’re energetically available.” it’s a funnel cult.

 

[RatesAndRisk]

her case studies are mostly ex-clients who now sell “launch energetics” and resell her system. it’s MLM-coded and no one talks about it.

 

[versacestove]

her case studies are mostly ex-clients who now sell “launch energetics” and resell her system. it’s MLM-coded and no one talks about it.

they all use the same template site. i checked 5. same CTA block, same fonts, same “soul sales” copy. it’s just mirrored fluff.